When reaching for a drink, white wine is often the go-to for many—refreshing, light, and perfect for a wide range of occasions. But what if your next glass didn’t come with the looming shadow of a potential hangover or a hefty calorie count? Enter Green Monké, the fun, forward-thinking, THC-infused beverage that's redefining the way we enjoy our social moments. If white wine has been your ride-or-die, it’s time to consider this innovative wine alternative that brings all the joy, with fewer compromises.
Every white wine moment has its charm. But why not envision those moments with Green Monké, a low-calorie, low-sugar, hangover-free alternative? Here’s how this refreshing twist can elevate five classic wine occasions.
The White Wine Scenario:
You’re finally catching up with your favorite people over avocado toast, eggs benedict, and maybe a mimosa (or three). Enter the crisp Sauvignon Blanc—bright, fruity, delightful.
With Green Monké Instead:
Swap the wine glass for a can of Green Monké. With just 25 calories and 5 grams of sugar per can, it complements your brunch spread without weighing you down or interfering with your mindful diet goals. Even better? No more needing a strategic post-brunch nap to recover. Green Monke’s subtle THC buzz keeps you energized and upbeat.
Why Green Monké Wins:
The White Wine Scenario:
Picture this—it’s golden hour, you’ve got a cozy blanket, a basket of cheeses, and a bottle of chilled Chardonnay to pair with the serene view. Sounds dreamy, right?
With Green Monké Instead:
Take that moment up a notch. With refreshing tropical flavors like Mango Guava or Orange Passionfruit, Green Monké feels just as sophisticated and indulgent as your typical white wine. Except this time, you’re not worrying about the bottle sweating in the sun or packing heavy-duty glassware. Just grab, sip, and savor.
Why Green Monké Wins:
The White Wine Scenario:
You’ve queued up the latest binge-worthy series, wrapped yourself in your coziest blanket, and poured a buttery glass of Pinot Grigio.
With Green Monké Instead:
Enter your movie marathon sidekick—Green Monke. Designed to provide a mellow THC experience, it’s the perfect way to unwind without the fuss of corks, glasses, or overindulgence. Its light, bubbly profile keeps the night fun, chill, and flavorful.
Why Green Monké Wins:
The White Wine Scenario:
Guests are arriving, the table is set, and white wine is the centerpiece—usually a crowd-pleaser during spirited conversations and delicious courses.
With Green Monké Instead:
Make your dinner party truly unforgettable by serving Green Monké alongside your culinary creations. Its bright, tropical notes cleanse the palate between dishes and spark conversation about innovative wine alternatives and wellness trends. Plus, no need for a designated driver here—your guests leave lighter, smarter, and smiling.
Why Green Monké Wins:
The White Wine Scenario:
The city skyline, fairy lights, and high spirits call for a crisp, cold glass of white wine—classic yet predictable.
With Green Monké Instead:
Elevate the evening—literally—by handing Green Monké to your guests. It's fizzy, refreshing flavors fit right into the rooftop vibe, and the low-THC content ensures everyone stays comfortably chill. No one leaves with a headache or a hangover, which makes celebrating even better.
Why Green Monké Wins:
Swapping wine for Green Monké isn’t just about cutting calories or avoiding hangovers—it’s a chance to reimagine the way we celebrate life’s little (and big) moments. Green Monké combines the playful, social vibes of classic wine occasions with a healthier, more inclusive twist.
Here’s why more wine enthusiasts are making the switch:
Intrigued by the idea of redefining your drinking moments? Why not see for yourself? Green Monké brings energy, innovation, and inclusivity into a single can. It’s here to shake up your social moments in the best way possible.
Try Green Monké today and say cheers to a brighter, better way to drink!