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Mother’s Day is right around the corner, and let's be real for a moment (cue 80s nostalgic slow jam): flowers are great, but they wilt. A brunch reservation? Standard, albeit delicious. But your mom deserves something a little extra this year. Enter Green Monké Happy Sodas—a refreshing, bubbly, and perfectly chill way to show her she's #1.
With a low dose of 5mg THC and 5mg CBD, these sodas promise just the right vibe to help her cruise through Mother’s Day and beyond. Bonus points? They pair perfectly with nostalgic moments, not-so-subtle giggles, and that warped clay mug you made back in the 90s that's still her go-to coffee mug.
We love flowers, we really do, but here’s the thing about cut flowers (besides their eye-watering price the week before Mother’s Day): they last about a week before they're headed straight for the compost bin. Green Monké Happy Sodas? They deliver flavor, fun, and relaxation that last way beyond a Sunday afternoon bouquet.
Plus, if she’s going to enjoy Mother’s Day brunch, why not elevate it (pun intended) with a can of Green Monké Mango Guava? Picture this magical scene: Mom, chilling at the dining table with a plate of perfectly poached eggs benedict, some avocado toast on the side, and that Mango Guava soda. Does it get any better than this? Nope.
We all know the drill. You go to Mom for advice (or to ask for help with next month’s rent), and while she’s always there to save the day, she probably deserves a little chill of her own. Enter Green Monké Orange Passionfruit.
This bold-yet-gentle soda feels like a mini tropical vacation for her taste buds. It’s the perfect way for Mom to enjoy the golden hour after another round of saving-the-family financial planning sessions.
Give her something she wouldn’t think to buy for herself but will soon declare her new favorite. Pro tip? Toss a few of these into a gift box alongside her favorite snacks or that candle she’s been eyeing, and you’ve nailed Mother’s Day gifting.
Remember the childhood classic "I Love You to the Moon and Back"? Well, we imagined its adult sequel featuring Green Monké Happy Sodas (and we’d totally read that book, especially if it was illustrated like the Green Monké cans!). The title? "Mom, I Love You as Much as I Love My Green Monké Happy Sodas!"
Yes, it’s a bold claim, but that’s how good these drinks are. Green Monké blends nostalgia with modern delight, with light, low-dose goodness to create the ultimate "Mom-worthy" treat.
Remember Robert Munsch's tearjerker Love You Forever? (If your bookstore-browsing childhood was in the 90s, you probably heard this at least once.) Green Monké Happy Sodas fit right into the sentiment of those last pages. This gift embodies relaxation, joy, and that lifelong connection we share with our moms.
Here’s why Green Monké makes this Mother’s Day extra special:
This Mother’s Day, forget about the usual gifts. Skip straight to the thoughtfulness and delight with Green Monké Happy Sodas. Whether you're indulging her palate with Mango Guava over brunch or helping her unwind with Orange Passionfruit, this gift says, "I love you forever, and I love you enough to give you the best drink out there."
We’d love nothing more than to help you ace your Mother’s Day gift. Find Green Monké in stores near you or order online today. Go ahead and give Mom the chill she didn’t even know she needed—but certainly deserves.
Happy Mother’s Day, and cheers to making her smile!
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