July 4th Falls on a Friday This Year. You’re Going to Need an Alcohol Alternative!

The long weekend is almost here, and with July 4th falling on a Friday this year, you might just find yourself in an epic four-day celebration. Backyard barbecues, beach days, hikes, park hangouts, and, of course, the best July 4th fireworks ever⁠—this marathon of fun demands a plan. And while the usual suspects like beer and hard seltzer may seem tempting, trust us, your savior this weekend is Green Monké Happy Sodas. It’s time to make this the Summer of THC Drinks and redefine how you unwind, celebrate, and recover.

Dive into our day-by-day rundown of your extended Independence Day weekend, and see why Green Monké Happy Sodas are the ultimate alcohol alternative to keep the good vibes rolling without the Monday morning regret.

Thursday Night – The Calm Before the Storm

If you’re working on Thursday (or pretending to), happy hour is probably on the agenda. But let's face it, even the trendiest bars are still catching up with the THC drink revolution. That means your first round may be alcoholic.

But when it’s time to hit the road for your weekend getaway or decompress at home, ditch the whiskey and reach for a California Iced Tea by Green Monké instead. It’s the perfect way to truly relax. Within 15 minutes, you’ll shed the day’s stress, ease into weekend mode, and sleep soundly before the big festivities kick off.

Friday – Fireworks and Beverages That Won’t Weigh You Down

Friday is an all-day extravaganza of burgers, beers, and, of course, fireworks. But guess what? Those lite beers and hard seltzers are packed with sugar, leave you bloated, and risk cutting the fireworks magic short. Instead, stock that cooler with Green Monké Happy Sodas.

Why choose THC drinks over beer? 

• Fewer calories and sugars than most lite beers and seltzers. 
• No bloating, so you’ll feel as good at 10 PM watching the sky light up as you did at noon. 
• A smooth, balanced THC + CBD buzz that’ll have you marveling at the “oohs” and “aahs” like never before.

Pro tip: Bring a few extra cans to share⁠. You may just start a trend among your friends.

Saturday – The Day You’ll Thank Yourself for Choosing THC Drinks

Saturday morning rolls around, and you’re you. Not the bloated, hungover version of you who regrets the choices from the day before. Instead, you’re refreshed, energized, and ready for action. Why? Because you chose Green Monké.

Kick off the day with a hike or a casual game of Most Creative Bellyflop off the dock. And guess what? Green Monké fits right in:

• Take a couple of low-dosage THC drinks on your hike for the perfect boost. 
• Tired of dominating wiffle ball? Switch to THC drinks and watch that ball really curve! 

As the sun sets and everyone gathers around the campfire, you’ll want a Green Monké Happy Soda. It’s the perfect pairing for those guitar jams under the stars.

Sunday – The Hangout Day You’ll Actually Enjoy

Sunday is for slowing down. Whether it’s a lazy afternoon in your favorite city park, relaxing with a summer read, or finally mastering those devil sticks you said you'd get into, Sunday screams alcohol alternative.

Here’s why Green Monké Happy Sodas are your first really smart decision of the weekend:

• No Monday hangover, even if you sip a few cans while you chill. 
• Laser-focus for your Sunday plans, thanks to the perfect CBD-to-THC ratio. 
• You’ll stay hydrated and refreshed instead of regretting those sugary cocktails from yesterday.

Round out your weekend by sipping the Green Monké Happy Sodas under the sun and thinking to yourself, “This is how summer weekends should feel.”

Monday – Back to Reality (Hangover-Free)

Monday may mean work, but thanks to your Green Monké-fueled weekend, you’re ready to face the week head-on. No grogginess, no regrets⁠—just good memories of the best July 4th fireworks and long weekend you’ve had in years.

Transform Your Fourth of July Weekend with Green Monké

This July 4th weekend, make sure you’ve got Green Monké Happy Sodas on hand. Whether you’re kicking off happy hour, celebrating under the fireworks, hiking scenic trails, or unwinding at the park, these THC drinks are your perfect companion. They’re delicious, low in sugar, calorie-conscious, and leave you refreshed and ready for what’s next.

Don’t wait! Order your Green Monké Happy Sodas now to ensure your alcohol alternatives are ready for at least one day (or all four) of your July 4 weekend celebrations.

Cheers to fireworks, flavor, and a hangover-free Monday! 🎇🍃

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