Whether you’re chasing birdies or just enjoying the outdoors with your crew, there's something uniquely satisfying about cracking open a drink between swings. But not all beverages are created equal when it comes to the golf course. Some bloat you, others weigh you down, and, most of the adult ones, mess with your swing after too many. Fear not, though, because we've rounded up the top five adult drinks that strike the perfect balance between refreshment and fun. Bonus? Many of these can be found at any beer cart girl (or guy) near you.
Spoiler alert: there's a new drink on the green that's ready to shake up your game.
High Noon has been the crown jewel of golf course drinks, and it’s easy to see why. These vodka-based seltzers are light, sparkling, and pack just the right amount of punch (4.5% ABV) without ruining your swing. High Noons won fans far and wide with their crisp flavors like Peach, Watermelon, and Pineapple, making them favorites among fairway fanatics.
Pair a High Noon with a sunny day, and you've got yourself a hole-in-one combo. It’s hard to argue with their tried-and-true vibe. Plus, their sleek cans look oh so cool sitting in your golf cart cup holder (don’t lie, aesthetics count). Are they the OG drink for the golf crowd? Absolutely. But, like every dynasty, their reign has competition.
Why golfers love it:
Is it still the best? Hold our Green Monké for just a second.
Meet your new golfing buddy. Green Monké Happy Sodas have officially taken the crown as the ultimate drink to sip on the green in 2024. Why? Simple. This hemp-derived soda doesn’t just offer a cannabis-infused giggle fest; it’s a performance enhancer for your swing too. (Okay, maybe not "officially," but just go with it.) Green Monké keeps you loose, laughs flowing, and your body free from any bloating that might throw off your golf stance.
Their flavors—including Tropical Citrus, Mango Guava, and Orange Passionfruit—are like a vacation in a can. Whether you’re new to the cannabis-infused drinks world or an experienced connoisseur, Green Monké combines fun with functionality in a way golf drinks never have before.
Why golfers love it:
This drink will keep your spirits high without dragging your game down. Plus, it feels a little rebellious sipping on something hemp-infused while everyone else is clinging to their seltzers.
Michelob Ultra’s slogan might as well be, “For the fit golfer who can still crush a six-pack.” With just 95 calories and 2.6 grams of carbs per bottle, this beer has become the go-to for golf enthusiasts who love beer but also enjoy fitting into their polos.
It’s crisp, light, and has that golden-hued nostalgia of a classic brew without the calorie overload. And if we're being honest, there’s something about hearing, “I’ll take a Michelob Ultra,” on the beer cart that feels synonymous with a casual golf game.
Why golfers love it:
Even if you’re not "counting calories," sipping on a Michelob Ultra between swings feels like tradition with a lighter twist.
White Claw has been a heavy hitter for years, but their Surge line takes things to a whole new level. Clocking in at 8% ABV, this ready-to-drink (RTD) powerhouse might be a little heftier than your average seltzer but still delivers the fruity vibes we adore.
Flavors like Blackberry, Blood Orange, and Lime offer a bold punch, keeping you refreshed yet ready to party (responsibly, of course). While traditional White Claws are great for casual rounds, Surge steps up when you’re golfing on a dare or living a little larger that day.
Why golfers love it:
Go easy, though. You don’t want to blame a triple bogey on your “second Surge.”
Okay, we admit it. John Daly Hard Tea landed on this list not because it’s the best drink to have on the course but because the branding is just too perfect to ignore. Named after the legendary pro himself (a golfer notorious for his unapologetically wild ways), this sweet tea-lemonade hybrid packs just enough kick to keep things fun. Plus, how can you not smile while sipping a drink paying homage to Daly’s larger-than-life icon status?
The drink tastes like your favorite Arnold Palmer got a bit of a spicy makeover. It’s refreshing, sweet, and goes down smoothly—even when you’re five strokes down.
Why golfers love it:
If nothing else, John Daly Hard Tea deserves a round of applause for its creativity. And hey, sometimes we drink for the laugh as much as the flavor.
From the crisp taste of a Michelob Ultra to the giggly relaxation of Green Monké Happy Sodas, these top 5 drinks are all strong contenders to pack for your next golf outing. Whether you’re a seltzer savant, a beer traditionalist, or want to indulge in the future of cannabis-infused beverages, there’s something here for everyone.
Ultimately, the best drink on the golf course is the one that fuels your fun, lowers your stress, and (hopefully) improves your swing. But our pick for 2024? Green Monké gets the gold for refreshing flavor, muscle-relaxing magic, and no next-day regret.
Now, grab your clubs, stock your cooler, and go make some memories on the green. Who knows? Maybe you'll even spot the beer cart girl!